Next they’ll be adding fluoride

It is all too common for citizens and water connoisseurs alike to complain about the taste of their town’s water. Sometimes it’s pumped in from other places, sometimes it’s disgusting well water that turns your shower an unnatural shade of reddish orange. Lititz, Pennsylvania has had something many towns would want: mint tasting water.

Purely by coincidence, the town is home to the world’s largest Listerine manufacturing plant. The company of course denied that they had any part in why the town’s water suddenly changed taste. So Lititz had some water tests done. Wouldn’t you know, there were some “mouthwash flavoring agents” in the town’s water.

Not so excited about this news is the town that is home to the world’s largest Clorox plant.