If you thought that it wasn’t sex if you only made with the mouth games, then we regret to inform you, Mr. President, that you are wrong.
In 1988, a 15-year-old African girl with no vagina gave birth. (It was a Caesarean birth, obviously.)
So, how did a girl from Lesotho get pregnant without a vagina?
- And then followed with a knife fight.
She was stabbed in the stomach by a jealous ex-boyfriend shortly after swallowing manimals, opening a channel for the sperm to swim into her love canal.
So, perhaps when we talk about safe sex, we should add a new method: leaving your knives at home.
(Special thanks to Kristen E.)