Everyone has a friend who brags about how they “could rob a bank” or “kill a dude” and “totally get away with it.”
We’d like to introduce you to The Guys’ new criminal superfriend: Gregory Liascos.
Liascos was picked up by police in his Ghillie suit, which means that he’s also your friend that was “too badass for the Special Forces program.” You know, because he doesn’t know how to switch himself off once he’s in his super sweet berserker-mode.
Anyway, police dogs picked up his scent in the bushes outside the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals where somebody had tried to cut through a bathroom wall into its horde of gold and silver and rubies and quartz.
What? Don’t laugh. You could sell all that quartz to Timex and become a millionaire!
The owner of a museum dedicated to former top Commie and 31-consecutive-year mustache champion Josef Stalin was