The sky is a man and clouds are hot women

We now have factual proof of gender and objects in the world above us. How so?

Last week, blue balls fell from the sky in England.

As such, the sky is clearly a dude and he’s surrounded by tons of hot women clouds. That is the only logical idea I can take away from the incident. Blue ice? Water beads? Alien glass? Leftovers from when the International Space Station first went up? No way, brah, it’s totally a case of near-testicular torsion, at the sky level.