We’ve all been in the situation before: you’re on the job and time is just running out. But you’re SO hungry! Oh sure, you could always just keep following through with work and pick up something to eat after the job, but that stomach of yours keeps making itself known to the world. Wait a minute, there’s some food riiiiiight over there. What if you combined the two, just grabbing something to nibble on and still doing the job?
That sounds like an admirable plan.
Except when you’ve broken into someone’s house and have decided to eat their frozen, raw chicken that’s been set out to thaw. That might be a poor decision. Oh, another poor decision?
Doing the above sans clothing.
The next time you play “Truth or Dare,” know that there is no way kissing another dude or wearing a diaper through the drive-thru will ever top this.
A naked woman stole a car at 5 am from a guy posting business signs on the side of the highway. Because turnaround is fair play, that guy stole her car.
The guy and the police chased her until she crashed his car into a gate. The police pursued her on foot, but couldn’t grab her because she was too slippery from sweat and blood. She literally slipped through their fingers and stole a cop car.
She crashed that car into a highway berm and sustained flight for 50 feet.
She then ran on foot again, and scaled a barb wire fence before the cops finally tazed her. (And here we thought they pulled those out at the drop of a candy wrapper.)
In other “Truth or Dare” news:
Monaco’s royal family has named at least two princes Albert.
As I established last “lightning round,” there are certain thoughts I have that don’t really make an entire Take it from Snee. They’re just ideas I save up from stories I read and, when the week’s particularly slow, I just ejaculate them into one gonzo post.
So, enjoy my brain ejaculations.
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Switzerland. It’s home for many things: cheese, chocolate, bank accounts to mercenaries all over the world, and now, naked hiking.
Yes, hiking in the Swiss canton of Appenzell-Innerrhoden in the buff has apparently become all the rage, and like all rages, the local constabulary aim to put an end to it. NOW. Individuals that take nude constitutionals better carry a little green on them, as police are now facing on the spot fines if caught*.
This blogger just raises one small question: wouldn’t it be more preferable to hike naked in Switzerland during the spring or summer?
*This is different from a bribe, as it usually costs more. Smart hikers are advised to carry enough cash for both on them, just in case.
A Florida teenager was allegedly attacked and robbed by four topless women, who left him $100 poorer. Frankly, this blog is just not sure at all regarding what exactly he’s complaining about. I mean, there are a whole lot of people (possibly his parents, even) who pay a heckuva lot more for that kind of treatment.