As a fan of dinosaurs for all of my life, would I change my name to one akin to them? No, but then again, I’m not formerly Tyler Gold.
Now, all the man formerly known as Tyler Gold has to do is become an astronaut and he’s set.
There’s a certain town in Austria that’s decided it might need to change its name. We’d let you know what exact city it is, but it’s VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK. As is this link telling you about the situation.
As such, we’ll just call the town Fudge, Austria.
That which we call high fructose corn syrup by another name would taste the g@ddamn same. And that’s exactly what the Corn Refiners Association hopes.
Big Corn has taken a hit on the anti-corn syrup bandwagon and hopes that it’ll sell like sickeningly sweet hotcakes with a new name: corn sugar. With FDA approval, the new name should make it sound more comparable to table sugar, and not glucose that’s been raped by science until it mutates into a fructosey paste.
But Big Sugar won’t have none of that. They’re lobbying against corn syrup’s reinvention.