Please follow all these directions in order.
Step 1: Live in Thailand.
Step 2: Be a bomb disposal expert.
Step 3: Stare down an explosion. If the wave of fire blinks first, you win.
Step 4: Make the “raise the roof” motion while walking back from the aforementioned explosion.
When you go home, if your wife does not have dinner waiting for you, if at least three people do not buy the entire bar around on them, if a bevy of women do not skip toward you for purposes of procreation, then you are not more badass than other people. Please repeat the process from the beginning and try again.