Research conducted by Iowa State University associate professor of mechanical engineering, Xinwei Wang, shows evidence that the structural (non-sticky) spider webs conduct heat better than any other organic material and even some non-organic materials like silicon and copper. This could lead to flexible, lighter weight electronics, burn wound bandages, lighter weight hot weather clothing and — once we perfect Monster, Inc.‘s fear-based energy plants — free electricity for all.
We look forward to a glorious future when high school athletes smell like spider ass instead of Axe Body Spray.
