Germany will rise again

Sixty-three years ago, Berlin fell. It was the end of World War II (also known as the War That Was Greater Than the Great War). The evil dictator Adolf Hitler was dead and the world was a happier place, free from ever going to war again.

However, that may not be the end of it for the Allies. It seems Hitler is making a comeback, this time at the Madame Tussauds wax museum in Berlin, but no one is shouting his name and cheering. In fact, they seem to be pretty upset about it.

Luckily, Hitler’s arch-nemesis, Dr. Henry “Indiana” Jones Jr. has just come back as well. Get ready for a fifth installment.

Spoiler alert!

There has been a lot of fanfare about the new Indiana Jones Movie finally getting made. It’s been in the works for over a decade, so it better be good. But it seems something with so much fanfare is destined for problems in today’s world.

This blog regrets to inform you that at approximately 11:30 am EST, CNN.com leaked the top secret plot points for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Many of you will not want to read this, because it could spoil the movie. So we will provide you with a link at the bottom, so you can choose to read on at your own risk. The Guys feel it necessary to say that it is a tragedy this had to happen.

Here it is.