Hateful people would love you

Good news, everybody! If you always wanted to join a hate group, you won’t be alone!

There’s nothing worse then joining a race supremacist group, only to show up to your first meeting and be disappointed. There’s three people there, they’re kind of weird-smelling (though white) and nobody else brought their pot-luck items. What a waste of potato salad!

Fortunately, joining hate groups is now the cool thing to do, and –thanks to the Internet — easier and more fun than ever!

  • White nationalists
  • Neo-Confederates
  • Neo-Nazis
  • Skinheads
  • Klansmen
  • Even black separatists

… are all reporting larger numbers, thanks to a scary-looking president and complicated economic situation, and are ready to meet you and only one mouse-click away!

Well …? What’re you waiting around here for?!