You know who else supported highways?

The Neo-Nazis may be cleaning up a town near you!

Did that just send chills down your spine? Then shame on you, because at least one branch of America’s Nazi Party has adopted a 1 mile stretch of highway in a Denver suburb.

It’s a win-win situation.

As Doug Neal, the group’s spokesfuhrer, put it, they’ll be seen “doing good things,” much like the sentiment of Hitler “doing good things” for Germany before those things were overshadowed by trifles like genocide and waging a war of global domination.

And, the suburb is allegedly relieved since the previous highway clean-up was performed by members of the Aryan Brotherhood from the local prison. At least these Nazis aren’t convicted felons, right?

Hateful people would love you

Good news, everybody! If you always wanted to join a hate group, you won’t be alone!

There’s nothing worse then joining a race supremacist group, only to show up to your first meeting and be disappointed. There’s three people there, they’re kind of weird-smelling (though white) and nobody else brought their pot-luck items. What a waste of potato salad!

Fortunately, joining hate groups is now the cool thing to do, and –thanks to the Internet — easier and more fun than ever!

  • White nationalists
  • Neo-Confederates
  • Neo-Nazis
  • Skinheads
  • Klansmen
  • Even black separatists

… are all reporting larger numbers, thanks to a scary-looking president and complicated economic situation, and are ready to meet you and only one mouse-click away!

Well …? What’re you waiting around here for?!