Nothing yummy shall come from this

In the Bible, it’s written that the meek shall inherit the Earth. But they’ll have to inherit it without delicious homemade cupcakes and fried apple pies. At least, if they happen to be the meek of New York City.

New York City’s Education Department has made rulings that no bake sales can take place at schools. This all falls under a new series of changes regarding vending machines and student run stores, and since no takes the time to create their own specialized nutritional value charts for each individual muffin, all the better to just ban it, right? Remember, it’s all to help out the children!

Don’t worry, though. It’s now being advised that kids can raise money for school events or team needs by instead selling items like t-shirts and key chains. After all, those are totally top sellers in high schools! Everyone loves those little wacky eyed key chains, right?