South Pasedena, California, has proclaimed this week and every first week of March hereafter as No Cussing Week.  There are no laws nor any enforcement; it’s just another week title that will probably appear in smarmy day planners soon, somewhere under inspirational quotes about rocks from Anonymous.

You’re probably thinking, “Who the f–k came up with this idea, some f–king kid?” Yeah, he’s 14.

Don’t worry: even though you can’t say bad words, you can still have bad ideas.