Dentists are bad people and they should feel bad

Dentists are a bunch of jerk. There are only two kinds of people that enjoy going to the dentist: masochists and other masochists. Even other dentists hate going to the dentist.

That’s why it should be no surprise that a dentist is scaring kids. Well, outside of it normally happening.

A billboard advertising a prosthodontics service shows the benefits of the treatment (think going from The Walking Dead to The Smiling Alive). Apparently, the parents of a Georgia daycare must be in a great need of new teeth, as the billboard was placed right next to the daycare. This has caused the kids to be slightly more fearful of living in the state of Georgia than normally. Worse, it’s prevented some of the kids from wanting to partake in recess.

This shall not stand! No child should ever deny himself the greatest of all classroom periods: recess! Take down that billboard and place it somewhere else, advertisers! I’m sure there’s somewhere in Norcross, much less the entire state, that could benefit from it.