Who would’ve guessed that ice cream people aren’t bankers?

In Shadyside, Pennsylvania, there lies a bank. And within this bank lies an ice cream shop. Actually, I got that reversed. Within an ice cream shop lies a bank. Because that makes sense.

It also is apparently very frowned upon. Maybe because it’s not a great practice. Despite his totally low-cost and non punitive services, the Pennsylvania Department of Banking isn’t very happy with Ethan Clay, the owner of the Oh Yeah! ice cream shop (and partial-time bank-like institution). And yet, the DoB can’t actually punish Clay, but they can get their friend the district attorney to perhaps do so.

Clay admits that while technically it’s not a bank, it’s pretty much a bank. Hey, as long as someone doesn’t mix in some pennies with my dark chocolate-raspberry, it’s no sweat off my back.