Do you like God but don’t want the hassle of getting up early on Sundays? Are you a douche who thinks his iPhone can really do anything? You’re not alone!
Online church-going is becoming a new trend in giving praise. But you know, it’s really cool because, like, you can talk about God with people around the world, instead of those jerks who go to your church.
Best part, you can go to church sitting in the same chair as you look at porn.