Re-inflate and reanimate

The consumption of alcohol can often lead to impaired judgment–it’s true. It can lead to hooking up with someone you thought was a lot hotter, it can make you give a little too much information and it can even lead you to betray your cause.

A Pennsylvania man was walking down the road or something when he came upon some roadkill. With tears in his eyes, the man tried to save the opossum, which was at this point flattened. He gave the creature mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but to no avail. And that’s how police found him.

Amazingly enough, police say alcohol may have been a factor.