I’ll have an oxy-flavored astro-pop

You might hear the song She’ll be Comin’ Round the Mountain from the ice cream truck cruising through the neighborhood, but you may not feel it even hitting you if you purchase anything from it. In fact, you might just want to think twice before even tracking it down.

A Lickety Split ice cream truck in New York has been busted for selling oxycodone (the generic version of the world famous pain-killer, Oxycontin), mostly out of the truck. No word yet on the quality of Lickety Split’s ice cream, but we suspect the Coke Float could become addictive.

Which is understandable, as Coke Floats are delicious, especially if you can’t feel your tongue.