Had he used Sharon as the reason/excuse, we could have understood it. But the music? Now that’s just a stretch.
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What to get the rock star with everything
Sharon Osbourne, wife of walking tremor/rock star Ozzy Osbourne, is having her breast implants removed. She plans to give the disembodied knockers to Ozzy as a present, suggesting that they could be used as paperweights.
This is a surprise to everyone because nobody knew Ozzy has papers to weigh down.
(Perhaps they’ll keep him abreast of his finances.)