Ice cream trucks are full of hope and delight. Oh sure, the music can grate after a while, but 85 percent of the time, it’s filled with frozen novelties and milk-based delicious treats, as opposed to the 15 percent that’s filled with pedophiles.
Except for parents in Brooklyn. You see, for them, ice cream trucks are nothing but a horrendous menace. Is it because they cost too much? No. Are they causing their kids to become overweight? No. Is it because when the parents have to tell their children no to the ice cream truck, the offspring proceed to throw a tantrum, thus causing the parents to have to actually parent?
*Sigh* Yes. Yes it is.