Are you having trouble “getting it up” in the sack, ladies? (What? We’re not gynecologists.)
It must be really troubling because your old man keeps popping Viagra like it’s the Rapture, but where’s your little blue pill? Sure, he gets a medical boner, but you still have to get excited by his wrinkly liver spots?
Not anymore, thanks to Science! If you’re having trouble drinking-in that tall glass of prune juice you call a man, just slap on a testosterone patch. You won’t just want arbitrary, clinical sex. You’ll also:
- Get into more fistfights.
- Discover the allure of fishing.
- Believe you would have made an awesome pirate.
- Shave.