Have you forgotten breast cancer?

We were on pace to finally eradicate breast cancer. We only needed to make a few things more pink and our awareness would have hammered the death nail through the scourge of breast-having Americans.

But, no! Some of you are tired of all the pink.

To change this, The Guys will tar and feather Alan Jackson with flamingo feathers so that he, too, will turn a tidy pink profit this October.

Did somebody get told?

In response to today’s Headline of the Day, “Low dietary fat more effective in fighting breast cancer than wearing pink,” all we can say is DA-YUM.

We almost asked the writer, David Liu, who peed in his mammogram results, but–show of hands–anyone out there not aware of breast cancer?

That it kills a lot of women, and breasts are removed?

Getting tested is a good idea?

Yeah, that’s what we thought. Maybe it’s time for Komen to get into cookbooks instead of cheesy bumper stickers.

The song needs more burger

There are a lot of music based items that include “so” and shouldn’t be heard by anyone. Major examples include Pink’s “So What” and So So Def Recordings. Wendy’s, the fast food chain, would like to add something else to that list: one of their own products.

Okay, so maybe calling it one of their own products is a bit generous. A recent kids’ meal promotion includes a compilation of hits from the disco era. One of the songs on the Disco Fever cd includes Donna Summer’s “Last Dance.” The song usually comes in the variety with the lyrics of “so bad,” but this copy of the song came with the original lyrics of “so horny.” Won’t somebody think of the children?!!?

As such, Wendy’s has decided to pull the cd from their kids’ meal lineup. And yet, they still continue to let kids be subjected to Kool & the Gang. Monsters.