Eagle technique, snake technique … possum technique?

Hey, it works in video games! If your name is Solid Snake. Otherwise, GTFO.

Some motorcycle guys were out having fun in Sakai City until one of them ran into a police motorcycle. After the collision, the guy tried to bolt, but was caught not too far away by police. When he was questioned, he just played dead to get out of any trouble. Police even called an ambulance, despite his regular breathing and heartbeat.

Of course, in situations like this, there’s only one thing to do: mess with him to get him a reaction. That’s what one of the medics was thinking when they inserted a catheter into his urethra. But this guy’s good: he didn’t even flinch.

Apparently, his act went on for about three hours. Then his mom showed up. So totally lame.

“I was tired, so I just went to sleep,” he lied said.