Move on already, everyone

Okay, we get it: you’re still troubled by Pluto being declared a non-planet. You think that the IAU is a bunch of mean-faces. They think you’re dense. You’ve even possibly suggested a form of planetary based racism by the IAU. They carefully wipe off the swastikas from the stellar chart. There are even states now that willingly purport Pluto to still be a planet in utter defiance of those that would denounce it. Will this create a new civil war of sorts? Who knows.

But if the news about Pluto does not accompany conspiracy talk involving Walt Disney and cryogenics, we just don’t care anymore!

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