Smooth move, Exlax-u

Gun control in Japan has always been strict. So much so, that the only people with access seem to be law enforcement, and civil defense. Sure, some organized crime elements have been able to acquire some from time to time, but to be perfectly honest, even they have a hard time trying to bring guns into Japan, let alone buy them from dealers who somehow snuck them in. As such, you can probably imagine how insane it must have been when an officer patrolling a train car on the Kirishima Limited Express somehow managed to misplace a loaded gun. Whoopsidoodle.

After suffering a stomachache, the officer took his loaded gun off, placing it in a bag on his seat, then made way for the toilet. And here is where both the plot and chewing out that the officer received thicken. On the way to the restroom, he noticed the bag was missing. Gee, what an unexpected possibility.

They ended up finding the bag, complete with gun, during a final check of the train after it had gone to a different location for cleaning. All’s well that ends well, right? Tell that to his C.O.

In Soviet Russia, cop goes for ride with you!

It’s the night beat. You’re tired, hungry, and for story purposes, we’ll say that you’re a night beat cop in Russia, so you’re also obviously quite cold. Your shift’s almost over, which is a relief; however, you spot it. You see him weaving around and you know what your duty is-pull over the drunk driver. This should be routine. This should be standard. This should be one last “oomph” on your otherwise easy going night. But it isn’t. What is it really?

Mr. Wino’s Wild Ride (which is totally unlike that former Disney World ride, sweartagawd).

A drunk driver that was pulled over in Russia proceeded to continue on driving after stopping. The only catch? The officer that pulled him over was clinging to the roof of the car. Neither coffee nor a cold shower could stop the driver. The only thing that cease his drunken shenanigans and save the life of the Russian police officer were eight rounds from the officer’s gun.

Which didn’t go into the driver at all. Now that’s a boozer.