So it got poked out of its head?

Earlier this week, we warned you about a monstrous abomination that had managed to get wounded, leaving part of its horrifying and gigantic body behind. Science-type folks were stumped by just what could actually have an eye the size of a softball.

Well, the the wait is over and science has identified the organ as the eye of a … swordfish.

No, not the type that mingles with Hugh Jackman, John Travolta and the ta-ta’s of Halle Berry, but the bestial kind. We’re hearing reports of cheering, but think about this: just how does a beast that big manage to lose its eye? Is there now a giant swordfish swimming in the oceans resembling Nick Fury, post-grenade? And if the swordfish lost the eye in a fight, just how big was the creature that caused it to lose said eye?

That’s gonna need a lot of Visine

We’re going to need a bigger gun.

Last week in Pompano Beach, Florida, a man was fulfilling one part of his dating profile and enjoying a long walk on the beach, when out of nowhere, he stumbled upon an eyeball. A big eyeball. A really big eyeball. And by really big, I mean a softball sized eyeball.

No one, not even science, can currently tell us the origins of said ocular organ, but it’s being studied by more scientists in St. Petersburg. Speculation is that it could be that of a tuna, a swordfish, a giant squid … or something else.

People, we can’t wait on science to figure out what this behemoth is as that could be too late. The only thing we can do is burn all of the ocean.