In other knife related news, it’s absolutely, positively true that porn does cause violence—especially if you watch it when you should be paying attention to your girlfriend. And if your girlfriend is someone who likes to stab things when she’s angry? That’s a definite 10-4, good buddy. Why do you make porn hurt you like that?
Tag: porn
What evil lies in the luggage of men?
A British court has just learned that the men who are accused of scheming to blow up airplanes over the Atlantic Ocean, were planning to distract airport security by planting porn magazines and condoms in their luggage. Of course, they were unsuccessful in their dastardly deeds, which definitively proves that porn can defeat terrorism and save lives!
You know, it feels funny to even type that last bit out. Hrmm.
How To: Throw a par-tay
We all want to be popular, and the quickest way to popularity is to throw a party. Correction: not just a party, but the most righteous shindig the world/your town has ever seen! Some people would say you need to walk before you run, but when did walking ever get your face on a Wheaties box? That is why The Guys are here to teach you how to throw a par-tay.
Update to ‘But who will think about the children?’
Nearly half a year after their $84 million dollar porn filter was hacked by a 16 year old, the Australian government has finally admitted that the whole project was a failure. Hey, at least they owned up to it: it’s been almost five years, and we still can’t get movie studios to admit that Dumb and Dumberer was a bad thing.
He who lives and runs away, lives to *censored* another day
Committing armed robbery makes you a tough customer. Committing armed robbery to steal only eight porn magazines makes you a little bit crazy. Committing armed robbery, stealing eight porno mags, and then riding away on a bicycle? Maybe you should rethink your career choices. And over just $96? Yeesh.
HKMMORPG, kekeke ^_^
For you technophobes out there that haven’t plugged into The Matrix an MMORPG, yet love anything crapped out by the Japanese: your days are numbered.
That’s right, Hello Kitty–that weird cat thing that tops every pencil sold in Tokyo–will go online. Anticipated quests include: topping pencils, erasing marks that they make and filing quizzes in your Trapper Keeper innards.
Seriously, does anyone know what this cat does? Is it a tentacle porn thing? It’s for kids, so probably.
Man the Quarantine Buttons!
We’ve encountered an uncharted region of Virus Spam Country, boys! It would seem that spam of the pornographic variety has finally caught up to Facebook, making this once super-special social networking site just like every other place social networking site (*coughMySpacecough*) on teh internets(TM). While I’m not sure if I truly care whether or not Facebook is being besieged by the pornsters, I suppose I side against it taking place-but that’s mainly because I’m addicted to Warbook, and any possible chance of that application being eliminated from my life brings tears of sadness rage and meanness.