Post office not sending to nudes

A nudist resort in Florida certainly has no shortage of packages, but the people say they aren’t getting any packages through the mail.

Residents of Eden RV Resort and City Retreat in Florida are complaining that they aren’t receiving their mail when a female carrier refuses to deliver when she fills in. Their regular mail carrier apparently has no problems delivering, though. The nudists say the U.S. Postal Service has not tried to resolve the issue in any way.

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds (except for naked people).” — U.S. Postal Service creed

Look good getting chased by dogs

You, too, could be bringing the "heat" in "Rain Heat & Snow."
You, too, could be bringing the “heat” in “Rain Heat & Snow.”

It’s well known that the U.S. Postal Service, created with the stroke of a pen by President George Washington, is in some serious financial trouble. A couple weeks ago, it was announced that the mail will stop arriving on Saturday, to save money, and probably to say that the federal government now wants to honor the Jewish sabbath, not just the Christian one.

But now things are getting worse. The Postal Service is launching an all-season clothing line. “Rain Heat & Snow” will debut next year from the Wahconah Group apparel company. Not only is the line missing a comma in its name, its premise is a stylish take on postal worker uniforms and gear.

Maybe next they’ll do a reunion tour.