Admiral Obama be showin’ his true colors!

Yar! We knew that there be a reason for why a landlubber like Barack Obama was voted in as President of the United States of America-and there it be! Why look, he’s clearly holding up a lad while his crew be standing behind him! Look at him earning his bequeathed name of Squinty Fireship Stormwatcher! Why, there’s even some foggy background in the sky behind him. We can only hope that some saucy tunes join The S.S. Blanco, but he avoids comely wenches.

We’ve already seen what happens when admirals be attracted to their charms.

Wait a sea-cow floating minute. What’re ye saying that this be a PR stunt? Ye be saying that it be nothing more than a big dose of chicanery? That it simply be a stunt? Curse my eyes!

Well, he might be skilled with an unreal sword, but be he deft with a blade?

YAR!