Speak nothing but evil

A new study has found that monkeys communicate in a much more intelligent way than we ever thought before. In fact, the study compares the communication to whales and dolphins.

What could be most frightening is that any single sound doesn’t mean a thing. It’s more like a combination of sounds that mean specific messages. Think of it as Morse code. Folks, this is terrible news. One of our greatest advantages is that we can talk to each other and the animals can’t really. Now we have to be more worried about the enemy giving away our position.

Who knows how much they have already learned about us.