Probe. Drill. Leak. Explosion.
It seems that nothing can be described in Washington without the description turning into a narrative of the world’s most clinical date rape and/or toiletgasm.
And today’s headline employs three out of four of those words. You’re welcome!
Surprisingly still Governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford is facing an ethics probe into his travels.
The probe has been arranged by his Republican collegues in a mens’ room to look for mis-use of state resources and unreported sponsored flights.
In part 14 of the ongoing series–Now Why the Hell Did Mark Sanford Say That On Public Record?–Sanford told The Washington Times:
“I think I now know what Sarah [Palin] may have been feeling.”
Dude, if you’re going for the sympathy card, you should probably compare yourself someone that people feel sorry for.
