What’s after online dating?

Online dating sites claim that more and more people are turning to their compatability algorythms rather than the old fashioned method. (That would be picking up people in bars until you or one of them gets pregnant.)

Non-users consider it a last-ditch effort, that hail mary pass at the last second of the biological play clock before running a cat hostel.

In the critics’ defense, where do you go when even the Internet rejects you? Speed-dating? Church?

Maybe we should ask the former members of BeautifulPeople.com, a dating site that trimmed the fat, so to speak.

In Other News: SeriouslyGuys has discovered their direct online name rival.