In these stringent and lean economic times (cliche points +2), New Jersey feels the need to end the jobs of many people. Particularly, those that get rather hands on with their work. Specifically those that rip the pubic hair off of the lovely people plain and simple citizens of New Jersey.
Yes, because two (2) women have complained about their injuries resulting from a Brazilian wax, the New Jersey State Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling is contemplating putting a ban on Brazilian waxes in their state. That’s right, there’s no possibility of overreaction in that state. Hirsutes and former 70’s porn stars were heard rejoicing the state over.
So, what have we learned?
- The New Jersey State Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling wants to put people out of business.
- The New Jersey State Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling is quite prone to overreaction.
- New Jersey is still one of the worst states in the United States of America.