Run for the hills! The puppies have somehow gained the ability to survive being drowned at high velocities!
A puppy somehow managed to survive being trapped in pipes for 4 hours after a preschooler decided to wash the dog in what was probably the only serviceable area-the toilet. It’s a common mistake and happens all the time. It then had the nerve to live long enough to be saved-and covered in poop.
Ew. And they kept him? Double ew. No one should have a poopy puppy.
WARNING: This video from CNN contains footage of the two most adorable little puppy dogs you’ll see all day …
… as they’re hauled off by police for killing a two-month-old baby.
One suspect is a small pug, but the primary suspect is a six-month-old black lab, who loves being hand-carried, kisses and the blood of the innocent. Neither has fessed up to the crime, yet, but police have not ruled out enhanced interrogation techniques like blowing in their faces while they lick the air.
They’re not so cute now, eh PETA?
