The size comparisons are blatant in it! Inherent comedy, you are divine.
But, I think we need to get serious for second here, people. This could lead to a monumental decision that could affect us all. I mean, who would think that such small results could lead to a massive ruling?
Well, other than men from Quebec, that is.
Well, it appears almost all of western Europe is winding down its H1N1 cases. Yep, everyone is on board with not catching swine flu … except France.
France, as contrary as she is diseased, continues to host a rising rate of H1N1 cases. Why? Is it some elaborate artistic statement where people cough on doorknobs, berate the bourgeoisie and smoke Gauloises?
Perhaps it has something to do with their kissing methods. The Guys know all about French kissing from middle school, so we can confidently say that probing molars for croissant crumbs while unsuccessfully picking at a bra clasp is probably not the smartest thing to do in grippe du porcs season.
Listen, France. We know it’s tough to communicate public health when you’re all trapped in invisible boxes and forbidden to talk, but it’s time to get serious. If you die out, then Quebec becomes the French-speaking capital of the world. French Canadians. Not cool.
In one of the strangest protest ideas ever seen, a group in Quebec is asking women all over the world to send their panties to Burma to pressure the government towards democratic reforms—which will be effective since apparently Burma’s military leaders are superstitious enough to believe that “contact with women’s underwear will sap them of their power.” This is actually like the opposite of a kooky fetish.
Human rights activists say the leaders believe that contact with women’s underwear will sap them of their power.
Let me repeat that again:
Human rights activists say the leaders believe that contact with women’s underwear will sap them of their power.
This is a strange, strange world we live in.
