I heard you missed us, we’re back, ladies and gentlemen.
We take you now to Turkey, where we may have just found the first victims of reality television show fraud, not counting all those hidden camera shows. Nine women were lured into a house after being tricked into believing they were on “Big Brother.”
They weren’t. And that became clear when police freed the women, whose every action was being filmed and streamed online. In our opinion, more reality shows need to be punished in this way.
You may have noticed, but right now, it’s not really a good time to be a celebrity. That is of course if you like being alive. David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson (not to mention Billy Mays and some actors who hadn’t worked in 20 years, but let’s stick with the big ones).
Celebrities seem to be kicking the oxygen habit left and right, and this is generally a bad career move. Some can take this as a strange coincidence, but I don’t believe in coincidences (ever notice how Tuesday always follows Monday? Why is that?). Clearly, there is something behind all the celebrity deaths, and I think I know just what it is.
We have too many damn famous people and its time to cull the herd. You see, media moves faster today than it did in a month just 10 years ago, and the entertainment industry tries its best to keep up. This means that we get tired of people faster and faster. After all, you can only watch someone’s star rise so far before you’re ready to see it come crashing back to Earth in a crazy, often drug-fueled, plunge. Continue reading The McBournie Minute: Some people don’t need their 15 minutes
NBC dug up another Montag non-celebrity “celebrity” for their latest example of false advertising.
You know, it used to be that you only got to be a famous family if there was a curse. What happened to that? Could this be the Montag/Pratt finally killed on a reality TV show?
Well ladies, it appears as if the age-old practice of having dollar bills shoved down your brazier can be illegal in some cases. Take Massachussets Sen. Dianne Wilkerson for example. Wilkerson has been charged with accepting $23,500 in bribes from undercover federal agents. There is even video of her taking some of the cash and shoving it down her bra in front of the officers.
Apparently she never got the memo at age 18 that you can still have a dirty profession outside of politics that allows you to stuff dollar bills down your bra … reality television.
