Psychologists Cindy Meston and David Buss, from the University of Texas at Austin, have attempted to answer that immortal question: why do women have sex?
There are apparently 237 possible reasons, varying from woman to woman. (Were you suprised?)
We know for a fact, though, that one of those reasons must be “because he didn’t force me under the covers when he farted tonight.”
Listen, single ladies. We know it’s tough out there when you don’t have a man to all marry you and give you socks to clean.
And, speaking as (The) Guys, we don’t make it any easier on you by dumping you. But you’re not going to find the answers by reading articles like these or asking a guy friend* to interpret it for you.
There’s only one reason straight men dump you: we don’t want to hang out with you, watch your TV shows, eat your food, talk to your friends, play with your cats and ride in your car anymore.
Also, there’s never somebody else; there’s everybody else.
There: mystery solved. Now go show your boobs to somebody else.
*Really, just one? What’s his qualification, an PhD in Manwatching? We’re not exactly scientists here, but what if your one male friend is retarded or in love with you and trying to prove it through subtle responses to an article about why jerks dump awesome women?
