Bullying is kind of religion’s thing

The Michigan Senate passed an anti-bullying bill, yet the father of the boy for whom the bill was named is unhappy, proving you just can’t please some people.

Kevin Epling, whose son Matt Epling killed himself in 2002 after being bullied, objects to a last minute addition to the bill by Republican senators that forbids schools from prohibiting any “statement of a sincerely held religious belief or moral conviction.” Epling believes this means that any old bully can still harass their fellow students and hide behind their religion.

But, Epling isn’t a Republican, so he just doesn’t understand why it’s important to protect, say, Muslim students declaring a jihad against Christian or Jewish classmates. Or vegan students threatening any student who participates in Biology lad dissections. What is Epling, anyway? Anti-La Raza or something?

Seriously, what a pussy. (Which we can say as a tenet of our Seventh Day Aggravist faith.)

Aw, hot dude! Did you catch that side rosary?

Given that three of the guys have had some amount of formal Catholic education (only two of us passing), we here at SeriouslyGuys consider ourselves seriously informed on all things Catholic, or anything religious  for that matter. That’s why we applaud you, Rev. Antonio Rungi.

Rungi, an Italian priest, is running the Miss Sister 2008 pageant. It is an online beauty pageant showcasing the true beauty of some of the Brides of Christ. We here at SG are personally excited about seeing a nun with a ruler, and it being hot for the first time in our lives.

It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your robes.