French fries are also just like the internet

In more police related news …

People like food. In fact, they like their fast food fresh. Not fresh food fast, but fast food fresh. However, nobody likes their fast food fresh like Robert Quillen does, or potentially his wife. Quillen walked into a Sandusky, Ohio, McDonald’s to get fries for his wife. An argument between Quillen and the manager then arose over the freshness of said french fries.

In a move that completely justifies the use of tax-payers’ money, the police were then called onto the scene. No charges came about due to conflicting stories, but Quillen went home with his money but no fries.

The fries? The fries went home to nobody. They then sobbed themselves to sleep, feeling that nobody wanted them.