Tag: Robert Vietze

The liquid hits keep coming

Remember Robert Vietze? I don’t know how you couldn’t, as it’s clearly a very important name!

Actually, if it wasn’t for linking, we probably wouldn’t know it either, so we understand your confusion.

Nonetheless, Robert Vietze, drunken pee-er of the skies extraordinaire, has some celebrity status to him, making his aviation urination inebriation celebration a bit more interesting. Vietze was a member of the United States’ ski team’s development squad. That’s a lot of words to say “practice squad.” However, the key word to keep in mind in the previous sentence is “was.” Why is that?

Because Vietze was given the ol’ heave-ho off the development team after the news of what seemingly happened in the yellow blue skies. So, at least he’s got that going for him. Wait, do practice squad people get paid, or do they have to stock shelves like Kurt Warner?

It’s Robert Vietze, not Robert Kelly

Maybe the flight was the remix edition?

Despite what some teetotalers might have you think, it’s okay to have a drink or two before flying (if you’re a passenger). Flying isn’t quite for everyone. Sometimes a little liquid courage is needed, and for everyone that’s imbibed before, you’re aware that alcohol has a bit of a tightening effect on your bladder, requiring the drinker to relieve themselves.

However, and everyone should be aware of this, it is not okay to pee on a young girl. This is potentially doubly so (if not triply so) when you’re on a flight.

It doesn’t matter if you’re on a red-eye flight. It doesn’t matter if you think it’s only happening on your leg. It doesn’t matter if there’s liquid soap on-hand to attempt to clean up the mess. Stop peeing on people.