Must be one close family

Have you *seen* a movie about rich people and thieves?If you’re unable to identify a fake family member at your reunion, those gatherings might be a mere formality.

This was the lesson the Rockefellers, that tight-knit family of New York millionaires, learned when a German guy successfully posed as a member of their family for years, tricked his wife into marrying him and then kidnapped their daughter.

We’re not saying the “moneyed” family (Seriously? That’s an adjective?) may have brought it on themselves, but perhaps living on trust funds, senate seats and single-malt scotch doesn’t hone one’s common sense vibe.