The Ron Artest of the party

Got a little Ron Artest in you? In sporting news that doesn’t involve Tiger Woods’ latest hole in one, Artest is back in the news for admitting that he used to drink cognac at halftime during his rookie season. His explanation: the Bulls sucked.

Thanks Ron, but that’s why majority of the country, especially those located in Chicago for the past twelve years, choose to drink while watching their crappy teams play. They don’t play professionally, get tanked and … I don’t know … attack people in the stands. Why do you think I drink, Senor Artest? I’m a Knicks fan.