Sexiest cow in Britain is a real contest and has a winner

There have been a lot of reminders lately to reach out to friends who may be going through a tough time. Mental health is important. So we need to ask, has anyone checked on England yesterday?

Yes, Great Britain, the country you haven’t thought about since the royal wedding. The country just awarded the title of sexiest cow. Char, a Jersey cow from Devon, took the title. It was reportedly quite a tough decision, as numerous entries were made — for the title of sexiest cow. Judges from a U.K. seed company, which hosted the competition, shortened the list to 40 candidates, and eventually chose Char.

Can someone call up England and see if they want to talk about things?

No backing out once you’re on a coin

Prince William, future leading drain on the British economy, is getting married, and no one is more excited about it than The Guys.

For one, he’s marrying a really rich chick commoner, so that validates our own Cinderella fantasies. Also, royal weddings get U.K. women incredibly horny and desperate.

Well, the commemorative coin just dropped, son, and people have some complaints about it. Here’s what we have to say:

  1. Do all British young people look like Narnia actors?
  2. That can’t be William’s real Adam’s apple.