Hey, NRA, at your next meeting, you might want to think about putting out some conditional rules of for new gun owners. Such as:
- If you’re inebriated and dealing with guns, you probably shouldn’t have the gun.
- If you’ve decided to play a solo game of Russian Roulette, you probably shouldn’t have the gun.
- If you’re going to the bathroom, and you have to remove the gun from your body in order to use the facilities, then you probably shouldn’t have had the gun in the first place.
Because if you’re not careful, you might end up shooting yourself.
You know the game where you put a single bullet in a six-shooter and pull the trigger to see if you die? Yeah, that game is for pussies.
It’s way cooler now to do the same sort of thing, only with a car and a busy intersection. “Russian road roulette” is catching on in Bulgaria. All you do is bet on whether or not you can make it through a busy intersection running a red light, without hitting anyone else. There’s even side action for bystanders to bet on the outcome.
So now, not only can you bet with your life, but you can bet with some innocent driver’s, too!
I smell a Paul Walker movie!