Jail time happens when the party leaves the back and ends on the chin

Remember when a particular group of the Amish took part in hate crimes? We do. You should too, especially now that there’s been an update to that story!

That’s right: convictions are in order! And yes, it is tragic what happened to a group of traumatized individuals that have been humiliated in a public form and fashion. That said, no other story would allow this type of phrase to exist:

the sprawling Mullet farm