Next fad: police vs. samurai

Some people don’t like cops, that is a given fact. Normal folks take their violent fantasies of debauchery and vile behavior to Grand Theft Auto style video games, however, one man decided to take his anger out another way. Recently, a young man attacked a police officer with a Japanese samurai sword in central Tokyo in broad daylight. He managed to slice off the left thumb of the officer before he was subdued by other officers. As of now, there is no motive of his actions, he either just wanted to try out his newly purchased sword or he was just a psycho. Whichever the case, he was arrested for attempted murder and possession of, well, you know … a samurai sword. Which is apparently a crime.

The attacker is in his mid-twenties and it seems he isn’t connected to any political organizations. What we do know is the sword had a blade about 70 centimeters long, which is more than enough length to bring ultimate doom to coppers.

Kids, avoid sharp objects, don’t use drugs, stay in school, eat your vegetables and only use the power of a samurai sword for good.

There’s no better hero than an old person

While most people’s grandmothers are more than happy with their “#1 Granny” shirts and their weekly bingo nights, others are out there kicking all sorts of ninja buttholes.

Keiko Wakabayshi is 77 years old, 5 feet tall and a balls-out master in jujitsu, jojitso, kenjitso, judo, kendo and karate. Born in Japan but now living in Italy, the tiny handmaiden of death is loving her role as resident tooshie-kick-ologist for the Italian military. Good move Italian military! You wouldn’t want this feisty chick fighting against you. Now you can have fight your mortal enemy, the Lesbians.