An important precedent in middle school dating

So, according to the U.S. Supreme Court, if you want to strip search a teenage girl, you better make sure she’s likely to carry contraband.

That’s why SeriouslyGuys endorses Bad Girls.

Yes, Bad Girls, the girls guaranteed to have something incriminating on them.

They’re the Vice Principal’s best friend, but only because they spend so much time in your office!

Bad Girls are available in different flavors, including:

  • Menthol
  • Vanilla Vodka
  • Crystal Methamphetamine

Bad Girls: two out of three Clarence Thomases can’t be wrong!