Because if you’re in Britain, there’s a chance that your request might end up giving him an eye instead. Or a liver. Or a hypothalamus.
The National Health Service, or NHS, made just a little bit of a mistake by incorrectly recording which organs of some of the citizens are to be donated.
And by some, I mean up to 800,000. Whoopsidoodle.
HEY CITIZEN!
DO YOU WANT FREE MONEY? OF COURSE YOU DO!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND YOU’LL GET TONS OF CASH FROM THE GOVERNMENT EASILY AND FOR FREE! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST FILL OUT A FORM CORRECTLY, NAMING YOUR ADDRESS!
Wait, what? You didn’t fill out your address correctly? As in, the place where you live? And by you, I mean over 41,000 Japanese citizens?
Lame.
