To our senior citizen readers, we bid you goodbye.
To our high school freshmen readers, we bid you hello.
Why do we do this? Because everything that’s current is new … and old. According to people with too much free time on their hands, the web, at least the concept of the web as you and I know it, is older than teenagers entering college as freshmen this oncoming semester. Other things that can make you, our dear reader, feel extremely old:
- The OJ Simpson “trial of the century”
- Abbreviating President Lyndon B. Johnson
- Seinfeld
- Andre the Giant
- Rick Snee
Oh, and to help emphasize it, we would like to reiterate the message from Bryan McBournie: In other news, stop trying to make the Virginia earthquake a disaster. Seriously, stop it.
