There have been a lot of shootings going on lately, we’ve noticed it, too. Mostly, we attribute it to the depressing feelings that come with spring and new life. Either that or it’s the allergy medicine.
But in Mississippi, one shooting defied the odds. A woman was shot in the head by her husband. We’re talking straight through the forehead and out the back of the skull. She then got up (her husband shot himself), made herself some tea and waited for police to show up.
We know you think we’re going to take the zombie angle with this, but you’re wrong. This woman is not a zombie because she was shot in the head. Everyone knows a zombie will stay down after a head shot. Also, zombies don’t drink tea.