That will be a fun one to tell future dates

There have been a lot of shootings going on lately, we’ve noticed it, too. Mostly, we attribute it to the depressing feelings that come with spring and new life. Either that or it’s the allergy medicine.

But in Mississippi, one shooting defied the odds. A woman was shot in the head by her husband. We’re talking straight through the forehead and out the back of the skull. She then got up (her husband shot himself), made herself some tea and waited for police to show up.

We know you think we’re going to take the zombie angle with this, but you’re wrong. This woman is not a zombie because she was shot in the head. Everyone knows a zombie will stay down after a head shot. Also, zombies don’t drink tea.

Take it from Snee: About college shootings

Today is an important milestone for SeriouslyGuys: we’ve hit the two-year mark. In the past year alone, we’ve made huge changes. We write more (which might be good or bad). We switched over to our own hosting and got rid of Blogger. We changed our look to blend more seamlessly into the AIDS quilt that is Web 2.0. We even consented to selling merch to pay for our hosting and domain. And we couldn’t do any of it without you, the reader, and your wallet.

According to some Facebook profile, Ronald Reagan said, “The right thing is not always popular, and the popular thing is not always right.” We’ve awarded the President of Our Hearts posthumous Guy status for this statement (and for eating communist babies to make more room in the world for capitalist ones).

For the past two years, The Guys have taken some tough stands that weren’t always popular. While the rest of the world TiVos Animal Planet, Planet Earth and Planet of the Apes, we advocate taking the world back for humans before its too late and we’re all speaking dolphin. Everyone believes that more education will improve America; we know that’s hogwash. A lot of “experts” out there suggest we drink in moderation; if we did that, you wouldn’t have this Web site to make your work week more bearable.

This tradition of righteousness compels me to take a stand on college shootings.

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